Don't Be Fooled

1-image_2Hey Guys –

I’ve heard from a few of you that the Creach are infiltrating your hometowns using elaborate disguises. Being able to see through a monster’s diguise is a key skill for a monster hunter. Here are a couple of tips.

1) Focus on the hands. Monsters are notorious for disgusting hands with dirt and blood under long fingernails.

2) Notice the smell. Many of the Creach have a little issue being undead, and this creates a powerful smell. Sometimes too much perfume or cologne can be a clue too. What are they trying to cover up?

3) Lastly, look at the eyes. Eventually, the true monster inside of them will lose their temper with the humans around them. When they do, it make be as simple as a flash of anger in their eyes. Be vigilant and be aware when it happens.

These tips aren’t foolproof, but it’s the best I can do without working with you in person.

Do your duty. Come what may!


Keeping In Fighting Shape This Summer

1-image_2I had a pretty big fight yesterday against dozens of monsters. I did pretty well and beat them all…but only barely. It wasn’t their skill or numbers that almost did me in, it was that I simply ran out of energy. With it being the summer, I haven’t been doing my workouts like I should or doing my practicing. Also, because we’re on the road so much, I’ve been eating ALOT of junk food. Don’t let this happen to you. The Creach war is coming and you need to be prepared. Get out and exercise for at least an hour an day. Stay away from soda and other sugar drinks. Just drink water and eat healthy. It’s not as much fun as being a couch potato, eating pizza all day, but when the zombies come knocking on your door, you’re going to want to be ready.

Do your duty, come what may.


New Monsters On The Prowl

1-image_2Hi Guys,

I hope you’re being safe out there and joining together in small groups when possible. There is always more safety in numbers so if you know other monster hunters in your area, link up and watch each other’s back. You should know that there is a new monster on the prowl. They are called the djinn, the devil spirits of the desert, part vampire, part demon, all evil. They are actually an ancient foe, but what’s new about them is that they have been spotted outside of the deserts for the first time. They have grotesque faces, so look for strangers who keep their faces covered…and stay away!

I’ve got to go. Be safe.